False friends – Are they good or bad? At this point, we’d accept any friend. All the same, you should watch out for these guys – they’re worse than Brutus, Judas and Benedict Arnold combined.
1. Chair vs. Chair
A chair = une chaise // La chair = flesh
One is a thing to sit on, the other sits on your bones. Actually, you can probably sit on both depending on what you’re into.
2. Bless vs. Blesser
To bless = bénir, louer // Blesser = to hurt, to harm
One means to sanctify or approve, the other can be hurtful. Both can result from a particularly large sneeze.
3. Chat vs. Chat
A chat = une conversation, un tchat // Un chat = a cat
One is in an informal conversation by computer or in person, the other is a feline death machine. Both can end in scratches and/or heavy petting.
4. Basket vs. Baskets
A basket = un panier, une corbeille // Des baskets = sneakers (US), trainers (UK)
One is a good place for your socks, the other is a good place for your feet.
5. Pain vs. Pain
Le pain = bread // Pain = la douleur
One is the lifeblood of the French economy, the other may result in your lifeblood spilling. Both can be major turn-ons.
6. Flesh vs. Flèche
One is fine dining for cannibals, the other is an archer’s best friend.
Flesh = la chair // Une flèche = an arrow
7. Pub vs. Pub
A pub (public house) = un pub, un bar // La pub = commercials, advertising, an advert
One is a veritable second home for the British, the other pervades our every move. Both make us want to drink more.
8. Slip vs. Slip
To slip = glisser, une chute // Un slip = underwear, panties, briefs
One might mean losing your balance, the other covers up your shame. Both can be embarrassing and/or Freudian.
9. Sale vs. Sale
A sale = les soldes, une promotion // Sale = dirty
One fires up our endorphins and justifies our wild spending, while the other is a dirty word in some circles.
10. Coin vs. Coin
A coin = une pièce de monnaie // Un coin = a corner
One is a small metallic piece of money, the other is the place where walls and dunces meet.
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