What words do we particularly savor when learning a new language? Insults, dirty words, curse words and profanities, no doubt about it.
The reasons for swearing and insults are multiple, here are just a few: creating complicity with your fellows, finding solidarity in your mutual hatred of something, blowing off some steam, shocking your second-grade school teacher, and sometimes just expressing yourself.
To help you along your journey toward colorful language, Gymglish (online English lessons) has carefully selected eight insults to teach you how to swear in style, that will make heads turn. Ye be warned.
Tosspot
Let’s begin this dirty list with a classic British profanity. Originally applied to someone who was drunk, “tosspot” has come to mean anyone who behaves like an idiot.
The verb “toss” means to throw. Before, beer was historically served in ceramic pots, so a “tosspot” was someone who drank with exceptional vigor, literally throwing the pot over their head. Today, a “tosspot” refers to someone who is ridiculous, obnoxious, unpleasant… A total jerk in other words.
Example: John’s behavior at the party last night was disgraceful. He stumbled around, spilling drinks everywhere like a complete tosspot.
Did you know? This insult appears in the song which closes Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night.
Level of vulgarity: ++
Douchebag
This one is not for the faint of heart. A “douchebag” is a character with a range of negative personality traits: rude, obnoxious, arrogant, annoying, creepy, heavy-handed, sexist… “Douchebag” contains multitudes.
The origin of the word dates back to 1939 with the novel Ninety Times Guilty by Hickman Powell, featuring a certain Jimmy Douchebag. By 1946, the word seems to have been mostly used in a military context, to refer to “someone unfit for service”. For years, it was considered a unisex term and in 1967 American Speech magazine applied the term to “an unattractive female student”, and “by extension, any individual whom the speaker wishes to denigrate”. But today, there can be no doubt that “douchebags” are almost exclusively men (sorry, guys).
Example: After our fight, he didn’t even call back, he’s such a douchebag.
Bonus info: Douche literally refers to a sanitary product for cleaning the vagina. You can see how nervous this makes our editors.
Level of vulgarity: ++++
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Snowflake
This next entry has become politicized and polarized of late, particularly in the United States. “Snowflakes,” as in something delicate to the touch and ephemeral like a tiny bit of snow, refers to people who take great offense at certain things. “Snowflakes” are mocked by their contemporaries for their perceived weakness of character and naïveté. The term is now used in political circles and on social media by American conservatives to ridicule liberals who are “too sensitive”, “too politically correct” and who raise challenges on issues such as racism, sexism or xenophobia. One of the first mainstream uses of the term “Snowflake” as an insult comes from the novel and film Fight Club. In an anti-capitalist tirade, Tyler Durden’s character (Brad Pitt) rants: “You are not special. You’re not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We’re all part of the same compost heap. We’re all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”
Example: He got offended by a matter that wasn’t even about him. He’s such a snowflake.
Level of vulgarity: +
Redneck
Is “redneck” a slur? Yes. The term “Redneck” allegedly originates from a certain class of uneducated person, usually a farmworker in America or Canada, who often had red necks, due to their extended exposure to the sun.
The term has a rather obscure past (just like the curse word fuck you might say), and became popular after the American Civil War, when it was used to refer to the white inhabitants in the southern states, who dropped in status in the eyes of the North. Some also claim that it was popularized during a Midwestern miners’ strike in the 1920s. Striking trade unionists were identified by a red bandana tied around their necks.
Today, the term is used to describe a rural person, often from the south or the countryside, and conveys a sense of poor education and reactionary opinions.
Example: After moving to a rural area, Jake embraced his redneck heritage, enjoying activities like hunting, fishing, and riding ATVs
Level of vulgarity: +
Nerd
One of the first occurrences of the word “nerd” appears in the children’s book If I ran the Zoo, by Dr Seuss, published in 1951. It describes an imaginary creature present at an imaginary zoo.
Twenty years later, the 1974 American series Happy Days contributed to the mainstreaming of the term, which at the time meant someone who was “square”, goofy, and certainly not cool, like the Fonz. Aaaayyy.
The term“nerd” also evokes a lack of social skills, and/or a passionate interest in science, mathematics and IT or other niche interests. Note: Nerd culture (things like Star Wars, Comics books, Video Games, etc.) has more recently been reclaimed as a source of pride. It has also become a huge source of content and money for Hollywood, as the concept has become more mainstream and nostalgic to generations with power and influence.
Example: I met this guy who collects comic books and stamps, he’s such a nerd.
Level of vulgarity: +
Ninnyhammer
You might not hear this one every day but keep it in mind, you never know when it might come in handy. Used profusely during the 1700s, “ninnyhammer” is an old and archaic way of saying “fool” or “simpleton”.
Bear in mind its diminutive form “ninny” can be used and helps describe a foolish person. Some say it comes from the adjective “innocent”, others that it takes its roots in the Italian word ninno which means “child” or “baby”
Did you know? The first known use of “ninnyhammer” goes back to 1592. Maybe it’s time to bring it up to date!
Example: Despite his claim of expertise, the self-proclaimed financial advisor turned out to be nothing more than a ninnyhammer, offering misguided advice and questionable investment strategies.
Level of vulgarity: +
Pillock
Mostly found in the North of the UK, “pillock” is the normal way of saying someone is an idiot in Yorkshire. So whenever you decide to go on a road trip to Leeds or Bradford don’t forget to bring it up! While originally describing the male reproductive organ, today it helps refer to an incredibly stupid, simple or uncultured person. Needless to say you should definitely be careful when using this swear word.
The word dates back to a 16th-century Scandinavia dialect and comes from the (not so used anymore) English word “pillicock” which means “penis”.
Example: This singer is a complete pillock, I don’t want to work with him ever again
Did you know? This insult has found its way across borders and oceans, as it is also used in New Zealand, Australia, and Ireland.
Level of vulgarity: ++
Tosser
As bad as it sounds, a “tosser” is a British dirty word used to describe someone who is obnoxious, stupid or self-absorbed. The term first emerged in the 1970s, and it is believed to have originated from the expression “to toss off,” which means “to masturbate” and dates back to the 1700s.
The swear word “tosser” is mostly used in British English, Irish and Australian English. However, in America, you’re likely to come across the term” jerk’. If you’re in dire need of spicing up your insults game, feel free to use a synonym of “tosser” like “wanker”.
The term “tosser” is commonly employed to insult men, but bear in mind it can also be used as a joke in a (very) informal context, think friendly banter.
Example: My ex has a little sister, she is amazing. Unlike him, who is a tosser.
Level of vulgarity: +++
Nincompoop
The attraction of this insult is that, apart from the joy of saying it, it is not at all vulgar (as opposed to the many ways you can use fuck). It has an old-world charm, a quaintness, it can even be used in polite company.
The etymology of the word may come from the Latin non compos mentis (“not of right mind”). Unlike the other terms here, “nincompoop” does not have a great deal of history, but we like the way it sounds. It is used to describe a foolish or silly person. It is used rarely and may say more about the person uttering it than the person they are insulting.
Example: – Sarah is such a nincompoop about technology.
– I’m sorry, a what?
Level of vulgarity: –
Scobberlotcher
A British word dating from the 1600s, ”scobberlotcher” is now an outdated insult whose origins remain murky. Lotcher could come from “loiter” and ”scobberlotcher” could come from scopperloit a word in old regional dialect meaning “time spent not working”.
In concrete terms, a ”scobberlotcher” is someone who avoids work at all costs and is very good at finding excuses to faff around all day. A type of person that you will never encounter at Gymglish (by the way, we’re hiring!).
Example: I asked Henry to make the last changes to our presentation, and he didn’t even open it. I don’t like working with him, he’s a scobberlotcher.
Note: Before you jump the gun, it might be a good idea for you to learn some basic French to avoid any misunderstanding.
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