The day has finally come: Gymglish has a new office. We think it’s fair to say that we’ve made some improvements. Before we share some exclusive pics, here is a non-exhaustive list of what we were promised by management:
- A toilet for every employee and two for every intern
- An express elevator that goes straight to the moon
- Automatic sliding doors with an audible whoosh effect
- A mysterious shoe shiner who appears only at high noon
- A valet service for horses run by humans
We’ll let you know if promises were kept.
#1 The electricians tell us that it’s important that cables are near running water at all times. That’s why we’ve placed them in the shower
#2 The new things for the place are here! Can’t wait to install these gizmos in the thingamajig. Should really pull together the staircase maybe?
#3 Did you know? The internet moves through a series of microwave-friendly aluminum tubes. What an era we live in
#4 We’ve been assured that this is the safest way for the asbestos to enter and exit the building
#5 Each wall comes equipped with exposed wires. Don’t be jealous
#6 The giant slinkies we ordered have arrived. Expect a marked increase in productivity
#7 This is where the magic happens. What magic, we’re still figuring that out
#8 Gas leaks are an important source of inspiration for our creative team
Stay tuned for more updates!